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results of polls 1-10:
Vote 1: Is the Renault 4 more of a male or female car?
Male | 14.3% | |
Female | 35.7% | |
Asexual | 14.3% | |
Transexual | 35.7% |
Result: Draw; Female or Transexual (71.4%). Total number of votes: 42
Vote 2: Is the Renault 4 more symbolic of capitalism or communism?
Capitalism | 28.6% | |
Communism | 38.1% | |
Anarchism | 28.6% | |
Sado-masochism | 4.7% |
Result: Communism (38.1%). Total number of votes: 21
Vote 3: Should Renault remake the R4?
Yes, and to its original specification | 21.4% | |
Yes, but with modifications | 71.4% | |
No | 3.6% | |
I don't care what Renault do | 3.6% |
Result: Yes, but with modifications (71.4%). Total number of votes: 28
Vote 4: Is the Renault 4 more of a woman's car or a man's car?
Woman's | 19.0% | |
Man's | 61.9% | |
Child's | 4.8% | |
Fish | 14.3% |
Result: Man's (61.9%). Total number of votes: 21
Vote 5: Choose your favourite car from the following list of all-time classics:
Renault 4 | 92.6% | |
Citroen 2CV | 0% | |
VW Beetle | 0% | |
Mini | 3.7% | |
Morris Minor | 3.7% |
Unsurprising Result: Renault 4 (92.6%). Total number of votes: 27
Vote 6: Which colour suits the Renault 4 the most?
Red | 28.2% | |
White | 20.5% | |
Yellow | 5.1% | |
Green | 5.1% | |
Orange | 5.1% | |
Pink or Purple | 2.6% | |
Blue | 25.7% | |
Brown or Beige | 0% | |
Black | 7.7% | |
Silver or Grey | 0% |
Result: Red (28.2%). Total number of votes: 39
Vote 7: Which of these persons can you most imagine driving a Renault 4?
Bob Geldof | 3.1% | |
Gerard Depardieu | 21.9% | |
Brigitte Bardot | 0% | |
Ringo Starr | 3.1% | |
Bill Cosby | 0% | |
Beavis And Butthead | 50.0% | |
The Spice Girls | 6.3% | |
Bill Gates | 9.3% | |
Bryan Ferry | 0% | |
Vanessa Mae | 6.3% |
Result: Beavis And Butthead (50.0%). Total number of votes: 32
(Interesting, as although I don't know about the others, I know for sure that Bryan Ferry used to travel in a
Renault 4 back in the '70s, but he never got a vote!)
Vote 8: What is the best way to dispose of an R4?
Send it to scrap | 3.6% | |
Sell it for spares | 14.3% | |
Cremation | 10.7% | |
Burial in an exotic location | 57.1% | |
Smash into Maggie Thatcher's house | 14.3% |
Result: Burial in an exotic location (57.1%). Total number of votes: 28
Vote 9: What is your favourite thing about the R4?
The appearance / shape / styling | 23.8% | |
The interior | 0% | |
The dash-mounted gears | 4.8% | |
The sliding side windows | 54.0% | |
The mechanics / performance | 1.6% | |
The reliability / dependability | 0% | |
The practicality of the car | 9.5% | |
The image and status | 6.3% | |
Other | 0% |
Probably Rigged Result: The sliding side windows (54.0%). Total number of votes: 63
(Well let's face it, a sudden surge of visits to this section for no reason and a sure underdog wins with an
improbable number of votes, hmmm.... the words 'something' and 'fishy' spring to mind.)
Vote 10: What do you dislike most about the R4?
The appearance / shape / styling | 1.5% | |
The interior | 18.2% | |
The dash-mounted gears | 3.0% | |
The sliding side windows | 7.6% | |
The mechanics / performance | 28.8% | |
The reliability / dependability | 3.0% | |
The impracticality of the car | 0% | |
The image and status | 1.5% | |
I dislike nothing about it | 36.4% | |
Other | 0% |
Result: I dislike nothing about it (36.4%). Total number of votes: 66
later poll results - numbers 11-20 | numbers 21-26
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