Look at the cars, look how they shine for you....

For fans of wordplay and foreplay more than coldplay, find out whether lady luck is shining down on you and your Renault 4 by taking a lucky dip and discovering your star signs for the times ahead. Click the button below to generate a random prediction from the astrological archives.

For those of you not running JavaScript or simply far too fearful to click on a big pink button, you can find the whole history of horoscopes via the links below.

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Any significance to real events, whether intentional or otherwise, is completely guaranteed, because I'm right about everything. So there.